Oh, it’s going to be so exciting to be a teacher in Alberta! Finally all that wishy washy post modern – liberal – critical thinking crap will be tossed out and dinosaurs living concurrently with people will be brought back in! Noah’s making a comeback, as are Sodom and Gomorrah, women will be back in their place, and so will minorities with the understanding that racism and slavery was just a thing that happened back then, we really don’t want to have it back again, so we don’t have to worry about it any more (wink wink) or apologise for it. Colonialism was a glorious part of our past and as a colony we thrived under the Great White Mother we shouldn’t whitewash or undermine what was. A basic education of the three R’s and O (obedience) and D (discipline), and don’t spare the ROD (get it?) will be all you need here as our students will all be working for someone else, presumably foreigners with big money, and won’t have the notion or ambition to leave for greener pastures. Menial jobs by the thousands are what our students have to look forward to, parents rejoice! And it’ll be the students from much wealthier white families who will go on to university and middle management finally recreating the aristocratic class we have long awaited for. The American ‘experts’ who came up to rewrite our curriculum are guaranteed to make us like them one way or another. Who needs these liberal texts and the scientific method, the Old and New Testament have everything they need. So, sit back, relax as your kids lives will be under white big business/government control with nothing to worry about. Church and Sunday sermons will teach’em right from wrong and to fear the one true western northern aryan God out of all 3900 global deities. The glory days of teaching like your great grandparents are coming back! Can I hear an amen?